Jacqueline, the formidable matriarch of House Grayson, dreams of grandchildren. Unfortunately, her son Boyd is a gay cocaine addict who harbors a fierce hatred for his mother and makes it his mission to constantly challenge and insult her. Until one day, both his hands are chopped off by a huge falling mirror. His current bed partner loses even more – his life, actually. Fortunately for Boyd, Jacqueline has enough money to hire the services of Dr. Tannock, an expert in reconstructive surgery. He experiments with revolutionary prostheses, powered by the subconscious of a capricious and unwilling Boyd. Jacqueline still wants offspring, but the prostheses develop a mind of their own. At the end, things get completely and utterly out of hand(s).