Shy Princess Saira is the heir to the throne on planet Clitopolis, but she’d give all of her queer queendom up in a heartbeat for one more day on the couch with Kiki, her badass bounty hunter ex-girlfriend who just dumped her for being too clingy and homely… But then Kiki gets kidnapped by Straight White Maliens – bitter, misguided creatures from the darkest corners of the universe – and Saira is forced to leave her safe gay-verse to look for the requested ransom: her Royal Labrys, the Holy Graal of lesbian weaponry. To do so, she’s embarking on a dangerous, inter-gay-lactic trip aboard a bigoted spaceship – an outdated model – in the name of love. An outrageously funny, subversive, kinky, gory, gooey and touching trip through space like you’ve never seen it before!